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Eski 19-12-08, 21:03   #1
agathodemon

Alarm YARDIM>> ingilizce olarak bir skeç lazım...


arkadaşlar sizden bir başka isteğimde ing olarak ve 3 veya 4 karakterli bir skeç istiyorum yardımcı olursanız sevinirim..
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Eski 26-12-08, 11:10   #2
agathodemon

Varsayılan C: YARDIM>> ingilizce olarak bir skeç lazım...


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Eski 26-12-08, 21:22   #3
Obsession

Varsayılan C: YARDIM>> ingilizce olarak bir skeç lazım...


Alıntı:
The Lost Property Office (sketch)

Alıntı:
Scene:
A lost property office
Characters:
The lost property office clerk
A gangster
A policeman

The gangster runs into the lost property office. There are police cars passing in the street at high speed.

Clerk --Can I help you?
Gangster --Where am I?
Clerk --You're in a lost property office.
Gangster --A lost property office?
Clerk --Yes. Have you lost something?
Gangster --Probably
Clerk --What have you lost?
Gangster --I've lost my... umbrella.
Clerk --Ah, you want the Umbrella Section.
Gangster --The Umbrella Section?
Clerk --Yes. Go out into the street, turn left, and it's on the left.
Gangster --Into the street?
Clerk --Yes. You see, this isn't the Umbrella Section. This is the Animal Section.
Gangster --The Animal Section?
Clerk --Yes.
Gangster --In that case, I've lost my dog.
Clerk --You've lost your dog.
Gangster --Yes.
Clerk --Well, in that case, you want the Small Animal Section.
Gangster --TheSmall Animal Section?
Clerk --Yes. Go into the street, turn right, and it's on the right.
Gangster --Into the street?
Clerk --Yes. You see, this isn't the Small Animal Section. This is the Large Animal Section.
Gangster --The Large Animal Section?
Clerk --Yes.
Gangster --In that case, I've lost my elephant.
Clerk --You've lost your elephant?
Gangster --Yes.
Clerk --I see. Well, I'll need a few details. Would you like to sit down?
Gangster --I'd love to.

The gangster sits down.

Clerk Now, first of all: Name.
Gangster Er.. .Winston.
Clerk Well, Mr Winston -
Gangster No. my name isn't Winston. The elephant's name is Winston.
Clerk I see. And what is your name?
Gangster Churchill.
Clerk (Writing-) Churchill. Address?
Gangster Er.. .Churchill's Circus.
Clerk Oh, I see. It's a circus elephant.
Gangster Is it?.... Yes. Yes, it is!
Clerk When did you last see him?
Gangster Who?
Clerk The elephant.
Gangster Oh, Winston. Well, we were on a bus yesterday -
Clerk On a bus?!
Gangster Yes.
Clerk How did Winston get on a bus?
Gangster How did Winston get on a bus?
Clerk Yes.
Gangster That's a very good question. Well... He waited at the bus stop, and when the bus came along, he put out his arm. And when the bus stopped, he got on.
Clerk I see. And then what happened?
Gangster Well, we were upstairs on the bus -
Clerk Upstairs?!
Gangster Yes. Winston wanted to smoke a cigarette.
Clerk A cigarette?!
Gangster I know - I tell him everyday: 'Winston, smoking is bad for you'. But he never listens.
Clerk Hmm. What happened then?
Gangster Well, I fell asleep.
Clerk You fell asleep?
Gangster Yes.
Clerk I see. And then what happened?
Gangster I don't know - I was asleep. But then I woke up, and Winston wasn't there.
Clerk Hmm. Well. I'd better ask you a few questions about him. What kind of elephant is he?
Gangster Oh, he's very nice - generous, loving ... he likes collecting stamps.
Clerk No - when I say 'What kind of elephant?', I mean: Is he an African elephant?
Gangster Oh, no.
Clerk So he's an Indian elephant.
Gangster No.
Clerk What kind of elephant is he?
Gangster Scottish.
Clerk A Scottish elephant?!
Gangster Yes. He wears a kilt.
Clerk I see. What colour is he?
Gangster Colour? Well, he's elephant-coloured.
Clerk And what colour is that?
Gangster Blue. It was very cold yesterday.
Clerk Yes, it was. Next question: Colour of eyes.
Gangster Well, you know, like an elephant.
Clerk What colour is that?
Gangster Red.
Clerk Red?!
Gangster Green.
Clerk Green?!
Gangster One red, one green.
Clerk One red, one green?!
Gangster Yes. We call him Traffic Lights'.
Clerk I see. Colour of hair?
Gangster Hair?
Clerk Yes.
Gangster He hasn't got any hair.
Clerk I see. (Writing) Bald... .So we're looking for a bald, blue, Scottish elephant, wearing a kilt and smoking a cigarette.
Gangster Yes.
Clerk Is there anything unusual about him?
Gangster No, nothing at all.
Clerk Good. Now, Mr Churchill, what should we do if we find Winston?
Gangster Well... Put a banana in your hand, walk up to Winston, and say 'Kootchie-kootchie-koo'.
Clerk What will Winston do?
Gangster Well, if it's Winston, he'll sit down and he'll eat the banana.
Clerk All right, Mr Churchill. Just wait a moment, and I'll call the Elephant Section.
Gangster Fine.

The clerk picks up the telephone and dials a number.

Clerk Hallo? George?... It's Brenda ... I'm fine, thank you - and you?... Good. George, have you got any elephants?... You haven't? Hold on a moment.
(To the gangster) He hasn't got any elephants.
Gangster No elephants? Well, not to worry. Sorry to have troubled you. Thank you for your help. I'll be on my way. Goodbye.

He gets up. A police car passes in the street. He sits down again.

Gangster Er... Ask George to have another look.
Clerk All right. (Op the phone) George, can you have another look?
Gangster Tell him to look under the table.
Clerk Look under the table. .. .What?... (To the gangster) He's got one.
Gangster A table?
Clerk No, an elephant.
Gangster An elephant?
Clerk Yes. It was under the table.
Gangster Really?
Clerk (On the phone) Yes, George, I'm listening... Yes ... Yes ... Yes ... Yes ... Yes. Hold on. (To the gangster) He's got a bald, blue, Scottish elephant, wearing a kilt and smoking a cigarette. It sounds like Winston.
Gangster What about the banana?
Clerk Oh, yes. (On the phone) George ... I want you to put a banana in your hand, and say 'Kootchie-kootchie-koo'..... No, not to me - to the elepnant. OK?... What?... Oh, no!
Gangster What's the matter?
Clerk The elephant sat down.
Gangster Good.
Clerk On George.
Gangster Tell George to give Winston the banana!
Clerk Right. Oh (he phone) George? George!... Get up and give the banana to the elephant.... Hallo?... What?... Oh, no!
Gangster What is it?
Clerk He's eaten the banana.
Gangster Who? Winston?
Clerk No. George.
Gangster Oh, no!
Clerk Oh (he phone) George, I think you should bring the elephant down here. The owner is waiting to take him away.... OK ... Bye.

The clerk puts down the telephone.

Clerk Don't worry, Mr Churchill. Your elephant will be here in a moment.
Gangster Look - before this elephant arrives, there's something you should know -

They hear the sound of an elephant.

Clerk Ah, that must be Winston.

They hear the sound of someone falling over.

Clerk And that's George. Someone knocks at the door.
Clerk Go on, Mr Churchill. Open the door.
Gangster Oh, all right.

He opens the door.

Gangster Hallo, Winston. Kootchie-kootchie-koo!
Policeman Mr Churchill?
Gangster But.. .this isn't an elephant. It's a policeman.
Policeman Very good, sir. Now, if you'd like to follow me ...
Clerk Goodbye, Mr Churchill. And don't forget: If you lose your elephant again, the Lost Property Office is here to help you.
Gangster Oh, good. I'll remember that.

He leaves with the policeman.


Kolay Gelsin...
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Eski 26-12-08, 22:08   #4
agathodemon

Varsayılan C: YARDIM>> ingilizce olarak bir skeç lazım...


Saolda tÜrkÇesİ nerde :d
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Eski 26-12-08, 22:10   #5
agathodemon

Varsayılan C: YARDIM>> ingilizce olarak bir skeç lazım...

birde buçok uzun olmuş biraz kısa ve komik olsun .........
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